Listen carefully and you can hear old Dandy Don singing, "Turn out the lights, the party's over."
Where have you gone, Ed Hochuli?
Man, just when you think you've seen it all, you see more.
Packers and Seahawks bunching together in the house … Golden Tate pushing off … a Hail Mary flying in … M.D. Jennings intercepting the ball … Tate reaching around … one replacement ref signaling an interception … another replacement ref signaling a touchdown … confusion breaking out all over the field … Pete Carroll being interviewed before the game is over … players being hauled out of the locker room to finish the thing out … and then … disbelief and disappointment and disgust that a call could be blown that badly.
And that the Seahawks could wrestle a win away from the Packers in such a comedy of errors, right there for everyone to see, including you, Roger Goodell.
Shame on the NFL for treating its game with such disregard and disrespect, and for what? A couple of extra bucks? An ego trip? A power play? You just chuck the integrity of the game into the hands of a group of Division III refs who are decent guys but overmatched in their role as replacements to the point where the wrong teams are being declared winners?
Crack open the rule book and read it with me: "If a pass is caught simultaneously by two eligible opponents, and both players retain it, the ball belongs to the passers. It is not a simultaneous catch if a player gains control first and an opponent subsequently gains joint control."
That last part is exactly what happened at the end of the world … er, game on Monday night. Jennings caught the ball first, and then Tate gained his control. The Packers should have won. The replacements blew it … right there on national television.
It happened just the way the NFL Referees Association had dreamed it would. Locked out and sitting at home, waiting for league officers to do them better at the bargaining table, the refs figured, and gambled, that the replacements would screw things up and that the NFL would be embarrassed by its stupidity in letting it get to this ridiculous point.
Check and check.
And here's the best part of all, the real sign that the end is near: Not only did people actually find themselves feeling sorry for Bill Belichick say, what? on Sunday, but by Monday night, the real referees had gained all kinds of newfound respect and admiration from players, fans and coaches everywhere. Yeah, they're not perfect. They do occasionally screw up. But not like this. Not to this degree. Their jobs are difficult, and they do them better than anyone else.
So, now, what are we seeing?
A call from anyone who has any kind of care factor for pro football for the NFL to get the authentics back where they should be on the field, keeping order, making the right calls, saving the game.
We're seeing what we never thought we'd see … the real refs and NFL players holding hands … fans embracing the real refs like long lost heroes … coaches demanding the return of the real refs … the foundation of football depending on a quicker resolution to the real refs' labor problems.
At this juncture, it matters little how reasonable or unreasonable the referees union has been in its demands. The absence of its members has turned too many games into awful hilarity. They've never been more highly thought of than they are today.
No picture proved that more than the one on Monday night of official No. 84 and official No. 26 standing directly in front of one another in the end zone, one signaling an interception which meant a Green Bay victory and the other a touchdown which meant a Seattle victory. No. 26 won out and, after an erroneous review, the Seahawks were given the win.
In that moment, everyone felt something they'd never felt before an odd fondness and appreciation for the regular refs, the morons they used to boo. All hands hoisted a toast to Ed Hochuli, wherever he is.
And the apocalypse began.
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Click here to read the National Football League's statement supporting the decision to uphold the Seahawks' touchdown or see it at the bottom of this story. NFL statement
The National Football League issued the following statement Tuesday:
NFL supports decision to not overturn Seahawks' touchdown
In Monday's game between the Green Bay Packers and Seattle Seahawks, Seattle faced a 4th-and-10 from the Green Bay 24 with eight seconds remaining in the game.
Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson threw a pass into the end zone. Several players, including Seattle wide receiver Golden Tate and Green Bay safety M.D. Jennings, jumped into the air in an attempt to catch the ball.
While the ball is in the air, Tate can be seen shoving Green Bay cornerback Sam Shields to the ground. This should have been a penalty for offensive pass interference, which would have ended the game. It was not called and is not reviewable in instant replay.
When the players hit the ground in the end zone, the officials determined that both Tate and Jennings had possession of the ball. Under the rule for simultaneous catch, the ball belongs to Tate, the offensive player. The result of the play was a touchdown.
Replay Official Howard Slavin stopped the game for an instant replay review. The aspects of the play that were reviewable included if the ball hit the ground and who had possession of the ball. In the end zone, a ruling of a simultaneous catch is reviewable. That is not the case in the field of play, only in the end zone.
Referee Wayne Elliott determined that no indisputable visual evidence existed to overturn the call on the field, and as a result, the on-field ruling of touchdown stood. The NFL Officiating Department reviewed the video today and supports the decision not to overturn the on-field ruling following the instant replay review.
The result of the game is final.
Applicable rules to the play are as follows:
A player (or players) jumping in the air has not legally gained possession of the ball until he satisfies the elements of a catch listed here.
Rule 8, Section 1, Article 3 of the NFL Rule Book defines a catch:
A forward pass is complete (by the offense) or intercepted (by the defense) if a player, who is inbounds:
(a) secures control of the ball in his hands or arms prior to the ball touching the ground; and
(b) touches the ground inbounds with both feet or with any part of his body other than his hands; and
(c) maintains control of the ball long enough, after (a) and (b) have been fulfilled, to enable him to perform any act common to the game (i.e., maintaining control long enough to pitch it, pass it, advance with it, or avoid or ward off an opponent, etc.).
When a player (or players) is going to the ground in the attempt to catch a pass, Rule 8, Section 1, Article 3, Item 1 states:
Player Going to the Ground. If a player goes to the ground in the act of catching a pass (with or without contact by an opponent), he must maintain control of the ball throughout the process of contacting the ground, whether in the field of play or the end zone. If he loses control of the ball, and the ball touches the ground before he regains control, the pass is incomplete. If he regains control prior to the ball touching the ground, the pass is complete.
Rule 8, Section 1, Article 3, Item 5 states:
Simultaneous Catch. If a pass is caught simultaneously by two eligible opponents, and both players retain it, the ball belongs to the passers. It is not a simultaneous catch if a player gains control first and an opponent subsequently gains joint control. If the ball is muffed after simultaneous touching by two such players, all the players of the passing team become eligible to catch the loose ball.