But Felix Urioste, and his mate, Bruce Jensen, were "sealed" in the temple for time and all eternity while Urioste was posing as a female under the name of Leasa Jensen.
Shortly after the temple ceremony, Urioste left the relationship after spending up to $40,000 on Jensen's credit card, according to court records and news reports at the time.
Jensen claimed he didn't know Urioste was a man and married him/her after Urioste claimed to be pregnant.
Urioste eventually pleaded guilty to reduced counts of communications fraud and forgery. And the marriage was annulled.
So, sham or no sham, at least there is a precedent.
Speaking of precedents • Some things never change.
In the famous Western novel "Riders of the Purple Sage," written by Zane Grey in 1912, the notorious gunslinger Lassiter is trying to persuade the southern Utah woman he loves to leave her Mormon roots and go with him.
A quote on Page 230 could have been describing the southern Utah of today, particularly the town of Virgin.
"Come with me out of Utah," Lassiter says to Jane Withersteen, "where I can put away my guns and be a man."
Her last big shot •Some lobbyists are wondering what to do after receiving an invitation to a Jan. 21 fundraiser for House Speaker Becky Lockhart, R-Provo.
The $750-per-person event, featuring blue grass music and barbecue fare at Noah's in South Jordan, is Lockhart's last chance to raise serious campaign cash before the Legislature convenes Jan. 27 since lawmakers cannot raise money during the session.
Here's the problem for lobbyists: Lockhart, who already has more than $200,000 in campaign funds, already has announced she is not running for re-election to the House. It's common knowledge she is considering challenging Herbert for the Republican nomination in 2016. Once the session is over and she is a lame-duck legislator, her power to help or hurt lobbyists wanes dramatically. But she will have enormous power over lobbyists' issues during the 2014 session, so not going to the fundraiser could be detrimental to their careers.
On the other hand, if they attend the fundraiser, they risk offending Herbert, who knows he is being targeted by Lockhart.
Best to leave town for a week.
He's baaaaack • I wrote a couple of times in 2012 about what a pain in the neck Sterling Rasmussen was to me, although it wasn't his fault.
Sterling is a state Republican delegate and leading up to the GOP convention, and later the primary election, I was receiving several calls a night at my home, all for Sterling. That's because my home number was mistakenly listed as Sterling's on the delegate list, which made me a popular guy with Republican candidates.
It's happening again. But at least there is a humorous side.
On Wednesday, while enjoying a relaxing night at home, I answered the phone to the inquiry: "Sterling?"
"No. Who's this?"
"I'm calling on behalf of the Mia Love campaign."
"Wait a minute. Dave?"
It was my old friend Dave Hansen, longtime Republican guru who led the Orrin Hatch re-election campaign two years ago and now is working for Love.
It was good to hear from him, even if he thought my name was Sterling.