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Dear Carolyn • My boyfriend constantly picks up on little things about me (too many boxes of Cheerios, the names of romance novels on my shelf, the colors of garments in my closet) and needles me about them. Not every minute, but regularly, and when he's done with those, he finds something else. I've raised some protest, saying that in a relationship, it doesn't help to have the unflattering obvious mentioned over and over again. He says "inside jokes" are a sign of fondness and bring people closer. He says I must be laughing on the inside. I'm not. I get that a lot of relationships today have a lot of sarcastic banter. But he doesn't seem to get that that's not the way I operate. I come away enervated and, frankly, find myself moving things out of view to avoid his turning them into a punch line. Though the rest of the relationship is going fine, this observational comedy has got to go. Any way to make it go without making him go?
Dear A. • You're both talking in this-applies-to-everyone "shoulds," with a side of generalization on "relationships today," when both of you need to talk about just-between-us specifics. Nothing matters except the way you two actually get along. So, discard your "Relationships should be safe from dwelling on the 'unflattering obvious,'" and discard his "You should be laughing at this," and what do you have? This: His idea of "fondness" annoys you, and you both think it's the other one who needs to change. It's that attitude that "has got to go." Suppressing a part of yourself just to avoid confrontation is a short-term remedy that I don't even recommend in the short-term unless the problem is really truly wholly going to go away on its own, soon. This one has proven it won't. Stating your objections and deciding whether you can live with his response, on the other hand, is a long-term solution; ignoring him when he gets like this and/or developing a thicker skin is a long-term solution, as long as you both can be genuinely playful about it; concluding that anyone who tells you how you're supposed to feel is a bad bet becomes a long-term solution when you find the guts to break up.
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