You know you've made it big when you make The Onion.
The news-satire site on Friday picked up Wasatch High School's edited-for-modesty yearbook photos for its "American Voices" feature a parody of mainstream news' man-on-the-street Q&As.
The "respondents'" answers ... well, none of them criticizes the students in the pictures.
For a gloriously non-PC take on the matter, trust The Onion.
Erin Alberty
Twitter: @ErinAlberty