2 • Likelihood of realtives binge drinking (49th)
3 • Likelihood of political arguments at dinner (50th)
4 • Dietary restriction impacting meal quality (50th)
5 • Likelihood of favorite NFL team losing on Thanksgiving (7th)
6 • Likelihood of guests/cooks abandoning meal for Black Friday sale
Ohio won (or lost, really) the contest for being the most miserable place to celebrate Thanksgiving. Hawaii was the best place to do so really, who can argue with palm trees and white sand as the backdrop to a turkey dinner?
Here's a list of how all 50 states fared: