Of course, by that reasoning, one can also justify laws regulating time travel, flying cars and pink unicorns pooping in public parks. Should we assume Oklahoma legislators are hard at work on laws to restrict these and other non-existent troubles?
Probably not. After all, unlike other purely fictional problems, the Sharia "issue" allows a demagogue to exploit a tender spot in the American psyche: our growing fear of all things Muslim.
On Monday, a federal judge issued a preliminary injunction banning implementation of the new law. The ruling came in response to a suit filed by Muneer Awad, executive director of the Council on American-Islamic Relations in Oklahoma, alleging that the law would violate his First Amendment rights.
Judge Vicki Miles-LaGrange appeared to find that argument compelling. "Plaintiff," she wrote, "has sufficiently set forth a personal stake in this action by alleging that he lives in Oklahoma, is a Muslim, that the amendment conveys an official government message of disapproval and hostility toward his religious beliefs that sends a clear message he is an outsider, not a full member of the political community, thereby chilling his access to the government and forcing him to curtail his political and religious activities."
But even if Awad ultimately prevails, it would not address the underlying problem. Meaning, the loss of America's mind. That loss has occurred with distressing frequency over the years, often coming in times of hysteria and fear, often involving the demonization of some American subset for the actions of those with whom they share some cultural, racial or religious trait.
For instance, Americans of German descent were bullied and beset during the First World War in a nation that found it necessary to rename sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage." Americans of Japanese descent were imprisoned during the Second World War, many of them losing their homes and livelihoods.
You'd think that sordid history would make us wary of entreatments to blindly castigate our fellow Americans. And you would be mistaken.
To his credit, President George W. Bush explicitly rejected the reflexive fear of all things Muslim in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks.
But to its discredit, his party nonetheless chose to embrace that fear, to exploit and campaign on it throughout the decade.
Here, now, is the result. We move through a perilous time that demands serious consideration of serious issues airline security, energy dependence, the radicalization of American citizens but we, profoundly unserious people that we are, fret instead about saving Oklahoma from Sharia law, solving a problem we do not and will not have.
Thoughtful people ought to be alarmed.
The goal of terrorism, you see, is not to make a nation bleed but to make it fear.
Oklahoma's nonsensical law suggests our enemies have been successful in that. One recalls how Bush stood beneath a banner that crowed of a victory against terrorism. But to the degree Oklahoma accurately reflects our national mindset, it is the terrorists who deserve to hoist that banner. America is scared stupid.