The quandary is this: Dix twice has been forced to relocate his menagerie once to make way for government-induced progress and another to continue the rescue operation while still being able to keep his job.
But now, after moving to Magna, he is in a bureaucratic Catch-22. He can't get a business license from Salt Lake County until he gets a state permit from the Division of Wildlife Resources to house the animals. But he can't get the state permit until he works out zoning issues with the county.
Dix is renting two locations in Magna, one where he keeps about 125 reptiles in cages, aquariums and tanks, and another for a handful of mammals (a coyote, two wolves, two foxes and four raccoons) that for various reasons cannot be returned to the wild.
For 20 years, Dix has been rescuing endangered critters or taking them off the hands of animal-control agencies.
He has developed his self-made zoo into a support service that has trained law enforcement officers how to deal with dangerous reptiles, hosted educational opportunities for school groups and extricated wandering reptiles, including an alligator or two, from homes, yards and parks.
He and his slithering pals were living happily in a friendly-zoned area of West Valley City until the property was condemned six years ago for the Mountain View Corridor highway project.
He finally found a welcoming haven in Delta, but his plumbing business is centered along the Wasatch Front and it became too much for him to drive back and forth.
So Dix, one of a handful of Utahns licensed to handle venomous reptiles, recently found the two spots in Magna and attempted to renew his DWR permit to house the animals.
But after an inspection, DWR determined that the locations were too close to homes, endangering humans in the neighborhood, according to agency spokesman Mark Hadley.
Without the state permit, he can't get a business license, which he needs to start the process for getting a variance from the zoning restrictions, according to county planning boss Rolen Yoshinaga.
So, starting April 25, the landlord housing Dix's reptiles, which is in a commercially zoned area, is being fined $100 a day until the animals are moved. The landlord keeping the mammals, which is in a residentially zoned area, is being fined $50 a day.
Yoshinaga said the county hopes for a resolution that can satisfy everyone and lead to a mitigation of the fines, which were initiated to spur things along.
Meanwhile, Dix is again searching for a hassle-free location.
Careful what you wish for • Since Rob Anderson was elected the Utah Republican Party's chairman Saturday, some hardcore defenders of the caucus-convention nominating system have taken to social media to denounce the outcome and decry the fact that Anderson signed the Count My Vote petition for direct primaries.
In their minds, that makes the new GOP leader not a Republican at all.
Cherilyn Eagar, a conservative talk-show host and former candidate for both the U.S. Senate and House, led the discussion, stating that the convention selected the worst of three candidates as far as holding to GOP values.
The irony: Anderson was elected by the very delegates these die-hards say should be the ones deciding the party's nominees because they are better informed than the general public.
So they are better informed only if they vote the way Eagar & Co. want them to vote?
Home-court advantage? • Draper Councilwoman Michele Weeks has said she plans to run against Mayor Troy Walker this year. So Walker and other council members have approved a motion to hire an independent investigator to go through Weeks' emails for any improprieties.
So, if you are part of an insider club, you can spend taxpayer money to hire someone to find dirt on the person running against you.