Ever try to hide four stolen 12-foot-long aluminum beams inside a four-door sedan?
Orem police Sgt. Craig Martinez says it just doesn't work, as a rather clueless would-be metal thief found out this week.
The beams were reported stolen Monday morning from a construction site at 50 South and 1200 West by a motorist who reportedly confronted the suspect about taking the items. He was gruffly told to mind his own business before the alleged thief drove off with the beams bouncing outside his rear passenger window.