OK, I'm kidding. Sort of.
Really, "Project Runway" is a great reality/competition show. And this has been a very good season.
By the way, my daughters are rooting for Christopher and against Melissa.
Elsewhere on TV ...
American League Championship Series (2 p.m., TBS): Game 4 - New York Yankees at Detroit Tigers. If it doesn't rain.
National League Championship Series (5:30 p.m., Fox/Ch. 13): Game 4 - San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals
NFL (6 p.m., NFL Network): Seattle Seahawks at San Francisco 49ers
The Big Bang Theory (7 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): Howard doesn't get the reception he expected when he returns from the space station.
Last Resort (7 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): Marcus and Sam learn that they've been charged with treason.
30 Rock (7 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Jack tries an unconventional dating strategy.
High school football (7 p.m., Ch. 14): East at Logan
The Vampire Diaries (7 p.m., CW/Ch. 30): Elena struggles with her transition to being a vampire.
Women's college volleyball: St. Mary's at BYU (7 p.m., BYUtv); Weber State at Northern Arizona (8 p.m., FCS)
College football: Houston at SMU (6 p.m., Root); Oregon at Arizona State (7 p.m., ESPN)
Two and a Half Men (7:30 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): Miley Cyrus guest stars as the daughter of one of Walden's friends - and she makes him feel old.
Up All Night (7:30 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Reagan and Chris go on a double date with Ava and Jerry.
Person of Interest (8 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): The spoiled daughter of a diplomat may prove to be Reese's toughest case yet.
Grey's Anatomy (8 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): The crash survivors make a big decision.
The Office (8 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Convinced that the bus is unsafe, Dwight moves his office into a bus.
Beauty and the Beast (8 p.m., CW/Ch. 30): Vincent does not believe that a ballerina's death was an accident.
Parks and Recreation (8:30 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): There's an STD outbreak among Pawnee's senior citizens.
Elementary (9 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): Sherlock consults on the case of a Wall Street banker who appears to have died of an overdose.
Scandal (9 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): A government employee shocks Olivia when he tells her how high the scandal goes.
Jersey Shore (11 p.m., MTV): Jenni learns the extent of her injury.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (11 p.m. FX): Frank plots to end the garbage strike by winning the contract for himself.