And speaking of cell-phones …
You don't always carry your cellphone around • Or if you do, it might not be turned on. The downside here is that people can't reach you. Immediately. Like they want to. And this frustrates them. On the bright side, you're not always pulling out your phone to text or check your email. A lot of people, it seems to me, have unhealthy relationship with their smartphones these days. They're like those totally annoying couples you used to see in the high school halls, making out and so forth in front of the rest of us who wanted to shout, "Get a room!"
And speaking some more of phones …
You sometimes use the phone book to look up stuff • And why not? Especially if it's just sitting right in front of you there on the kitchen counter. Thumbing through paper can be faster than navigating your way through data on your phone.
And speaking of paper …
You still like to read actual books • Sure, e-readers are convenient, especially when you travel. But for many people print on paper will never be dead.
And speaking of other things that aren't totally dead …
You still buy actual CDs • Come on, guys! Somebody has to! Otherwise those poor little CDs just sit there on the shelves at Smith's Marketplace, feeling like the kid who never gets chosen to play kickball at recess. Not that I'm bitter.
Buying a CD is not the same thing as buying an album, which plenty of people do. Vinyl is cool. CDs? Not so much. But I still buy the occasional CD "Brothers" by the Black Keys was my last purchase. Good times!
You still watch TV in real time • Yes. You know how to use the digital video recorder. In fact, you use it whenever you work late. Still, it's fun to look forward to watching your programs on a given night. And the fact that you even use the word "programs" is more proof that you are totally riding shotgun on the Seniors Fun Bus.
("How can you stand the commercials?" my kids ask, and I say that sometimes the commercials are the best part like the one where that dorky guy fantasizes about riding a motorcycle shirtless with a hot girl who shoots flaming arrows into the air.)
And even though you watch TV in real time …
You didn't know who a lot of those people were on the Golden Globes • But is that really such a loss? I ask you!
Finally, you write checks instead of using your debit card. I'm looking at you, K.B.
So yeah. I own it. I'm old, which is another way of saying I have one foot in the past and the other in the present. And that's just fine with me.
Both places have plenty to recommend them.
Ann Cannon can be reached at email@example.com or facebook.com/anncannontrib.