It was the mid-1970s, and I was a general-assignment reporter for The Tribune. We carried a small story about two gay men claiming their civil rights had been violated because they had applied for a marriage license at the Salt Lake County Clerk's Office and had been denied.
After their complaint, county officials researched the law and found that, at the time, it didn't address whether same-sex couples could get a marriage license. The issue just hadn't come up.
One county official noted that the law was silent on all sorts of marriage scenarios.
"Heck," he said, "you could marry a duck in Salt Lake County if you wanted to, and there is no law that says you can't."
That comment unleashed the imagination of zany KALL Radio personality Will Lucas, who decided as a publicity stunt to test that theory by publicly marrying a duck.
Lucas was already married, so his antic would test the constitutional prohibition of polygamy in Utah as well.
He and the brain trust at KALL decided to turn the display into a charity event, so they rented a ballroom at the Hilton Hotel, made it a black-tie affair, and served dinner along with the beverage Cold Duck.
They found some poor unfortunate duck somewhere, got a nondenominational preacher to conduct the service and invited the press along for the fun.
As the general-assignment reporter, I received the press release, detailing everything that would occur that night. I took it to my editors and asked if they wanted me to cover it.
The response was that the story was worth no more than four paragraphs. But if the marriage was consummated, I was to get pictures.
Gun logic • The cover of the March 18 edition of Bloomberg Businessweek features the headline, "DON'T TREAD ON THE NRA."
In the accompanying article some members of the NRA's "Brain Trust," the NRA's 76-member board, are featured. Those pictured include Oliver North, former Missouri Gov. Matt Blunt, former Idaho Sen. Larry Craig, Grover Norquist (president of Americans for Tax Reform) and Karl Malone.
The former NBA All-Star told ESPN, "My grandfather once told me if you ever pull a gun, be prepared to fire that gun, because the person you pull that gun on has every right to pull a gun on you."
Mix and match • In his Easter message to the Salt Lake Rotary Club meeting Tuesday, Father Michael Kouremitis of the Greek Orthodox Churches of Salt Lake City told the Rotarians that this year the Greek Orthodox Easter will be on May 5. "That's Cinco de Mayo," said Father Michael. "That means we Greeks, after a long fasting period, will be able to enjoy lamb tacos."