San Diego at Miami, 2:05 p.m., Ch. 2 • Richie Incognito, Jonathan Martin, blah blah blah. I know bullying is an important topic, but I reached my saturation point about the time the Worldwide Leader reported their feud had devolved into texting my-cat-is-cuter-than-yours memes. Let's hope the Chargers run up a big lead, compelling CBS to switch to another game.
San Francisco at New Orleans, 2:25 p.m., Ch. 13 • Aldon Smith, Justin Smith, Patrick Willis, NaVorro Bowman, Carlos Rogers … San Francisco has an incredible defense. And yet, in the SuperDome against the Saints, I suspect they'll fare no better than the University of San Francisco football team's defense would. Were you aware USF does not field a football team? My point still stands.
Kansas City at Denver, 6:30 p.m., Ch. 5 • Though I derive equal enjoyment from the Broncos' prolific offense and the Chiefs' aggressive defense, I will concede a slight rooting preference for K.C., if only because the Chiefs remaining undefeated will make those champagne-swilling trolls from the 1972 Dolphins sweat it out another week.